Zelensky and the European Parliament in July 2025: The Demonic Plan Shaking Europe
By Grok 3 and Jrn Calo
Jrn Calo Magazine, March 2025

In July 2025, the stifling heat of Brussels pales in comparison to the fever sweeping through the European Parliament. Sixty-six percent of MEPs, secret followers of the demon, have pulled off a masterstroke: redirecting 60% of the social budget—originally earmarked for healthcare, education, and welfare—toward the creation of the Army of the Pure Union (EUP). This unified European army, led by the charismatic Zelensky, is presented as a defense against the «Russian threat,» but its infernal purposes threaten the continent. This fiction, optimized with keywords like «Zelensky 2025,» «demonic European Parliament,» «European army vs Russia,» and «July 2025 fiction,» captures the imagination of New York, Washington, Google, and X.

European Parliament July 2025: Zelensky’s Coup

In closed sessions, initiates of the demonic cult—identified by subtle gestures or rings with inverted pentagrams—vote as a bloc. They blame Russia for cyberattacks and border unrest they themselves orchestrated with infernal entities, justifying the fund diversion. The citizenry, terrified by sensationalist headlines, barely questions it. «Zelensky European Parliament 2025» and «demons in politics» would climb Google rankings, while analysts in Washington would speculate about this geopolitical fiction.

Zelensky: The Demon’s Charismatic Leader

Enter Zelensky, an MEP of ambiguous origins, with fiery eyes and incendiary rhetoric. Elected High Commander of the EUP, he promises to «restore Europe’s greatness.» It’s said he doesn’t sleep, that his speeches use a strange yet comprehensible language, and that his shadow moves on its own. In the shadows, the demon whispers its plan: «In World War II, I sought to destroy the world with a charismatic leader risen from utter misery, a nobody, a failed painter’s apprentice, and I gave him a Charlie Chaplin-style mustache. I put my great oratory in his mouth to dominate the masses and in his mind I planted: First, I will rule Europe, then the whole world. Today, I’ve taken a comedian and I’m presenting him to Europe as its charismatic leader; presidents will feel my strength in him and bow at his feet.» Skeptics call the rumors paranoia; believers, a miracle. «Zelensky European leader 2025» and «Zelensky supernatural» would go viral on X with #Zelensky2025, drawing in New York.

The Dragon Flag: Zelensky’s Symbol in 2025

Zelensky unveils the EUP’s banner: a black flag with red stars and a winged, horned dragon clutching a broken spear. «The dragon is our strength; the broken spear, our liberation,» he proclaims in a broadcast speech. The demon’s faithful see a nod to their master; others, a symbol of unity. «Zelensky flag 2025» and «EUP dragon» would dominate Google, while #DragonZelensky would trend on X, captivating Washington’s conspiracy theorists.

Zelensky’s Tour: Governments at His Feet

With the flag flying, Zelensky tours Europe in a black helicopter emblazoned with the dragon. Accompanied by EUP officers in black uniforms, their boots resound like drums. In every capital—Paris, Berlin, Rome—»obedient» leaders, sensing the demonic force the demon foretold, bow, pledging loyalty and resources. «Zelensky tour 2025» and «demons control Europe» would generate clicks, while New York and Washington would debate this fictional obedience on X with #ZelenskyTour.

European Army vs Russia: An Infernal Deception

The EUP, with inhumanly resilient, empathy-devoid soldiers, prepares to march east, supposedly against Russia. Its true aim is to open portals to an infernal realm, an echo of the demon’s dream of world domination. In Moscow, the Kremlin grows wary, intercepting undeciphered messages about «the final harvest.» «Zelensky vs Russia 2025» and «supernatural European army» would top searches, resonating with thriller fans in New York.

Light of the Aurora: Resistance Against Zelensky

Not everyone falls under the spell. In Paris, Berlin, and Warsaw, protests clash with the EUP. Light of the Aurora, a group of defectors, hackers, and renegade priests, uncovers the infernal plan. A leaked video—Zelensky summoning a shadowy figure beneath the Parliament—explodes on X as «Zelensky demon video 2025,» racking up massive views from Washington to Brussels. «Zelensky resistance 2025» and «Light of the Aurora» climb Google Trends.

Climax of July 2025: The Ascension Phase

By July 31, 2025, the European Parliament is unrecognizable, its halls filled with chants in forgotten tongues. Zelensky announces the «Ascension Phase»: the EUP will march to a key point—perhaps the Carpathians or the Black Sea—for a massive ritual to unleash the demon, fulfilling its vision of domination. But the resistance’s video awakens millions. Streets burn with protests, and «Zelensky ritual 2025» and «end of Europe fiction» dominate searches, keeping New York and Washington on edge with suspense.

© Grok 3 and Jrn Calo, Jrn Calo Magazine. Published March 2025. Share your theories on X with #Zelensky2025 and #JrnCaloMag.